Nov 2026

{close friends} Mkutano House at San Diego Zoo Safari Park

Mkutano House at San Diego Zoo Safari Park - San Diego

Welcome back to Close Friends: Unfiltered and irreverent restaurant reviews, copied and pasted straight from my DMs. Edited lightly for grammar and clarity.

Mkutano House at San Diego Zoo Safari Park - San Diego

Mkutano House — Swahili for “gathering with purpose” — is a full-service restaurant in the heart of the San Diego Zoo Safari Park’s Elephant Valley. Opened in March 2026, the two-story lodge serves a “globally-inspired” menu with cocktails featuring spirits sourced from distilleries across Africa.

The best seats in the house are on the patio with unfettered views of elephants eating, ambling, and playing.

Mkutano House at San Diego Zoo Safari Park - San Diego

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Oct 2026

{close friends} Lielle – Los Angeles

Lielle - Los Angeles

Welcome to Close Friends: Unfiltered and irreverent restaurant reviews, copied and pasted straight from my DMs. Edited lightly for grammar and clarity.

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Lielle - Los Angeles

Chef Marcus Jernmark’s tasting menu ($150) at one-Michelin-starred Lielle in Los Angeles, California, on Thursday, October 15, 2026.

Lielle - Los Angeles

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Oct 2026

{plate-by-plate} Tuju – São Paulo

Tuju - São Paulo

Plate-by-plate of chef Ivan Ralston’s tasting menu (R$1,650) at three-Michelin-starred Tuju in São Paulo, Brazil, on Tuesday, July 28, 2026.

Tuju - São Paulo

First stop: Tuju’s ground-floor garden, where “Totem o Homem Tatu” awaits, a zoomorphic wooden sculpture carved by Indigenous artist Stive Mehinako (Kulikyrda Mehinako).

Tuju - São Paulo

Tomato and Mushroom (R$70) | “Our take on the classic Bloody Mary, but not so ‘bloody’ as it is, is one of the non-alcoholic cocktail options on our menu. With tempered and clarified tomato juice, finished with mushroom salt made here.”

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